learn MBA from me....

Management Lessons:

Lesson One...

An eagle was sitting on a tree... just resting... doing nothing. A rabbit saw the eagle and asked him,
"Can I also sit like you and do nothing"? The eagle answered, "Sure, why not"? So the rabbit sat on the
ground below the eagle and rested. All of a sudden a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit and ate it.

Management principle number one: To sit around doing nothing, you better be sitting very, very, high up.

Lesson Two...

A turkey was chatting with a bull. "I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree, but I haven't
got the energy," sighed the turkey. "Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?" suggested the bull.
"They're packed with nutrients". The turkey pecked at a lump of that and found it actually gave him enough
strength to reach the lowest branch of the tree. The next day, after eating some more, he reached the second
branch. Finally, on the fifth day, he found himself proudly perched at the very top. There, he was promptly
spotted by a farmer who shot him out of the tree.

Management Lesson Number Two...Bull shit might get you to the top, but it won't keep you there.

Lesson Three...

A little bird was flying South for the winter. It was so cold, the bird's wings froze and he fell to the ground
in a large field. While he was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dropping on him. As the frozen bird
lay there in the pile of that, it began to realize how warm it was; that was actually thawing him out. The bird
lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy. A passing cat heard the bird's song and came to
investigate. The cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dropping and promptly dug him out and ate him.

Management lessons three, four and five...

Not everyone who shits on you is your enemy.

Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your friend.

When you're in deep shit it's best to keep your mouth shut.

Should you Fall or Should you rise?

I always used to wonder why do people say have you ever fallen in love or everyone falls in love once in his/her lifetime and all that. May be because everyone experiences that moment of eternal love once atleast. But then to this phrase 'fall in love' doesnt really justifies the feeling. Why you gotta fall, why cant you rise in love??????
Anyways thats not my point...I am not here to debate like historians whether Monalisa is gay or girl, whether Himalayas gonna disappear or they r eternal. My point is and have actually found out why this phrase 'fall in love' is as popular as Metallica or Nirvana.
This 'fall' in love is as great as humpty dumpty's fall. When you love somebody and that too to the hilt you start owning that person. And thats where you go wrong my dudes and dudettes!! And when you know that the person whom you love will be with you day in-day out, night in-night out,24X7....believe it or no you are misguided. Then you expect all that jazz the way you want... If humans have brains then lovers, spouse or your companions definitely have hearts. So just let 'em be ya.... You can love them but you cant live them.
Ever wondered howcome everything is picture perfect @the beginning?? The logic is simple:-
Because you dont know each other that well that you start spoting the differences. Or to be simpler, you are still in a young realtion to know that person.. And which is why everything is damnnnn rosy and damn pretty @the beginning.
Then comes the stage where you start knowing each other. Those hang-outs, small time dates, talking over the phone, tete-a-tete,rendezvous etc are surely to look forward to. You take out sweet times from your ass burning days and have a gala time with that person. Mind it!! This time of your deal is still safe because that P.R works well.
And as we proceed and so called 'as the it feeling blossoms' you suddenly start getting jerks. And these arent huge or big issues as global warming or population explosion but petty...real petty. But you gotta agree that you enjoy this phase of your deal..You get this feeling, 'arrite some real stuff is happening dude'!!
Actually this is the warm up of devastation. You do it because you like it real. Eventually this becomes the routine and worse is yet to come.
Okay after we know, we love, we admit, we want, we like...comes I dont, Why me,I cant, I wont, Why cant you. Isnt it funny. To me it is....
That pallete which was full of colors is now all dried out!! You want colors but the bottols are empty. You wanna blend it well but resources are scarce. So the question of painting a picture perfect is out and so out.
And you get so buzzed or busted that you give up and tear the idea of making a picture..forget about the idea of a 'perfect picture' or to put it right a 'Picture Perfect.
 ********RIP THE  LOVE*******

love

Don't Rush 2 Fall in Love,
Love never Runs Out.
Even If Somebody Asks Me, Y i M *SINGLE* ?
I Just tel them
"God is busy writing D Best love Story" ♥ <3

A New Beginning